Notes from travels earlier this summer
… and now another note (8.11.14) asking you to bear with us as we work to recover images lost in the Massive Russian Computer Hack of August 2014…
In our last episode, our hero, aka His Grace my husband, was foiled by his devout but conniving wife in his valiant attempt to visit Italy without darkening the door of a single church. T’was a tale of betrayal and deceit, with beautiful scenery and a great lunch: (Postcard No. 1, here)
This week, we follow the footsteps of the Medici in Florence via the forbidden Vasari Corridor, the passage of which our hero strives to complete in record time. Back when Medici roamed the earth, the corridor was their private walkway from the Uffizi (Italian for offices) across the Arno, to the Pitti Palace.
The Medici, alas, no longer roam the earth on account of the last one was gay and loathed his wife–less-than-promising circumstances for producing heirs. No, ol’ Gian Gastone de’Medici turned instead to a life of “alcohol, gambling, witticisms and orgies,” whereupon soon enough, “his smelly bed became the center of his existence,” according to Joan’s MadMonarchs.nl, which may be my new favorite website.
Another new favorite site is Uffizi.org, the next best thing to being there, and where we begin this week’s installment.
Standing in line at the Uffizi, I am struck by the fact that there are no Japanese left in Japan, because they are all in Italy. This would actually be an excellent time to visit Japan, because you’d have the place to yourself.
Is it my imagination, or does the Duke of Urbino vaguely resemble my husband? Is there some ancestral cosmic consciousness that led me to call him His Grace? Even though he’s from Iowa? Does anybody know any Urbinos in Sioux City?
See the Uffizi’s greatest hits here. There are so many! If you go, buy tickets in advance and hire a guide. We used One Step Closer, whose principals are native Florentines, and they were wonderful. They also arranged the Vasari Corridor visit, which must be done by special permit and separate fee, as it is not open to the public. Well la-dee-da. But in fact you do get quite special treatment when your guide mentions to the guard, “Vasariani…” Like Moses at the Red Sea it was.
Going from the jostle and shove of the magnificent Uffizi galleries to the hushed stillness of the private Corridor is dramatic and affecting, as are the 700+ paintings including the largest collection of self-portraits in Europe, dating from the 16th century to today. Astounding.
It is about here, ladies and gentlemen, that His Grace breaks into a trot…
…gaining momentum for the final sprint toward the Boboli Gardens at the Pitti Palace where the corridor exits.
At this rate he could be the first human to break the sound barrier. Too many paintings can do that to a fellow, not to mention too many churches…
Allora, HG’s effort to break the world speed record for the Corridor Kilometer is thus cruelly thwarted by his lingering and lethargic wife, who pauses at the Medicis’ private balcony overlooking, you guessed it, a church.
Is there no justice for HG? Find out next time, as we visit Siena…, home of the world’s wildest horse race, though no match for HG hurtling through Vasari…
Note: Though admittedly difficult to top G. G. de’Medici’s smelly bed–here are a few more interesting sites and posts about Florence… The aforementionedUffizi.org. Florence Art Guide is also good, and here is a very nice overall post on Florence in Culture Vixen HERE. The Florentine is an English language magazine, and Visit Florence is a good overall site albeit with advertising and commercial links.
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Enjoy, ciao, xox Frances