(So Good You Want to) Slap Yo’ Mama

The last time I was in LA for meetings I spied this food truck parked along the street. It must be good.

Slap Yo' Mama food truck in LA

This is a serious endorsement.


A hundred years ago when I was working for Style Weekly in Richmond, I laughed out loud reading a restaurant review by the brilliant and adorable George Stoddart – no longer with us, alas – who wrote that something (I’ve forgotten) “was so good it’ll make you want to slap your grandma.” Well I’ve been saying it ever since, albeit sparingly, as the expression signifies the highest praise – the equivalent of Lin on Dancing With the Stars awarding a “10.”

Now with Mother’s Day just behind us… Heck, even if the food isn’t good, I bet the people running it are a hoot. I mean, who would name a business “Slap Yo’ Mama”? I want to meet them.

May you this week eat, do, make, see, feel, hear, touch something so good you’ll want to… you know.

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Fabulous Rooms #2: Victorian Writing Room at the Greenbrier

Fabulous Rooms #2: Victorian Writing Room at the Greenbrier

This second Fabulous Rooms post is in response to the first (Living Room at Lyford Cay), wherein I solicited favorite rooms from readers. Paige Ward wins a nickel* for submitting the Victorian Writing Room at the Greenbrier Hotel in West Virginia. Originally decorated by the legendary Dorothy Draper and carried on today by her protege and business partner Carleton Varney, the room was once called the most photographed room in the United States. Now here's the funny thing: Paige is an old friend and a new blogger, and I was thinking this would be a good time to tell you about her blog, Seekers Bazaar because it is terrific and fun and colorful colorful colorful. So I go to her blog today and guess what she's writing about: "The Mother of Color" - random musings on Dorothy Draper and Carleton Varney. Are we in the flow or what. A while ago there was also a great post by John Loecke about the Greenbrier on Hotel Chic, a wonderful blog for the wander-ful. Here's an overall shot from outofhands.blogspot.com. I made the small image larger, so the fuzziness is my fault... And from Sprezzatura Images... By the way, what the hell is a sprezzatura? Sprezzatura (Italian pronunciation: ) is an Italian word originating from Baldassare Castiglione's The Book of the Courtier, where it is defined by the author as "a certain nonchalance, so as to conceal all art and make whatever one does or says appear to be without effort and almost without any thought about it." From Wikipedia, you're welcome. Safe to say the Victorian Writing Room was done almost without any sprezzatura about it. A carefully conceived and meticulously executed scheme is called for in a large formal room such as this, which is why it is a Fabulous Room. Also, green-and-red is always fabulous, as are its first cousins green-and-pink and sage-and-scarlet. I find myself returning to them again and again. Maybe because I was born in December. Big, floral chintzes are staging a comeback, quietly at present, but you just wait. They're too happy and colorful not to, and that's another part of the timeless appeal of this room. Of course for some, Carleton Varney, aka Mr. Color, among them, color and chintz are in the DNA. My favorite image is this charming watercolor by Jeanne Brenneman, who lives and paints in West by God Virginia. If you're a Southerner you probably grew up hearing about the Greenbrier. If you'd like to hear more, here's a clip from CBS Sunday Morning, which is about the best thing on television when Downton Abbey is off. And here are a few more photos from the Greenbrier's own site. Happy Mother's Day, too. So you know, there was no compensation for this post, from the Greenbrier or anyone else. Now your turn: What is your favorite fabulous room in the world? *Paige, would you like your nickel by cash, check, or wire transfer?

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Desert Blooms, a Labyrinth, and a Little Dust-up

Desert Blooms, a Labyrinth, and a Little Dust-up

The last few weeks have got me discombobulated and now back in hectic New York, where workmen are hanging on a scaffold outside my office window and apparently in the process of drilling the building into kingdom come. So I'm calming myself--and you too, maybe--with a walk through the Sonoran desert in Arizona. Can it only have been last week? The desert in spring is magnificent, and the morning we left I took a spin around the property's 2-mile loop, which has a beautiful labyrinth. Good for contemplation. You may recall I had taken His Grace to a spa called Canyon Ranch for his birthday. Now a health spa, I don't care how posh, was probably not on his list of top 10 anything's. Or even top 20. It was his punishment for not letting me give him a party. His favorite exercise at the spa was Sit on the Sofa and Read, which he would occasionally change up with Lie Down and Take a Nap. These are what they call low-impact work-outs, designed to minimize stress on the joints and maximize stress on the sweetheart (aka me Miss BossypantsKnowItAll) whose expectations of His Grace's activity may have differed slightly from His Grace's own. And guess whose problem that is. Hint: Not His. Of course I'm exaggerating. HG was a good sport, he did exercise, and he was totally appreciative of what the Ranch has to offer. I was perhaps overeager to share my enthusiasm for a place I've been coming to for 25 years and that has had such a positive impact on so many friends and family. Selfishly, I want HG to be healthy and to feel good forever. Well he is healthy, and he does feel good. How he chooses to stay that way is his responsibility, despite the fact that everyone is entitled to my opinion. Shame on me for sulking when he didn't want to follow my infallible and virtuous advice; and good for him for calling me on it, which he did. Good for both of us for hashing the whole thing out and being grown-ups--eventually. That's the most important exercise there is when you love somebody, maybe in order to love somebody. And in case you did not know... Relationships are a labyrinth. They offer the opportunity to walk in a mess to that place where the rational merges with the inner-brat and the solution is reborn. Then you walk the heck out of the mess and carry on. Happy trails. All photos by Frances Schultz for www.FrancesSchultz.com

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Bye-Bye Bahamas – Watercolor of Palm Trees

Bye-Bye Bahamas – Watercolor of Palm Trees

Bye-bye Bahamas. On the way back to New York--and (ahem) more substantive posts. (Thank you for your patience.) Meanwhile, parting shot is a quickie study of the palm trees outside my door. I'll miss them... Note to self: Resist the tendency to wimp out on the colors. Live and learn. And paint.

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Happy First Day of Spring

Happy First Day of Spring

His Grace was nice enough to pop us over to Aspen for a few days, and this beautiful bouquet is in our room at The Little Nell, which is tres swell. The reason we came, besides that it is just great to be here, is to attend a party for Africa Foundation, a cause dear to my heart and for which I am proud to be a trustee. More on that later. I also am seeing friends I don't get to see near enough in New York--including a handful of girls I've traveled to Africa with--my bush sisters I call them--and that's great, too. (Grateful!) Meanwhile, here's a little scoop on the first day of spring, signified by the vernal equinox, which is explained in the Old Farmer's Almanac as follows: The word equinox is derived from the Latin words meaning “equal night.” The spring and fall equinoxes are the only dates with equal daylight and dark as the sun crosses the celestial equator. At the equinoxes, the tilt of Earth relative to the Sun is zero, which means that Earth’s axis neither points toward nor away from the Sun. (However, the tilt of Earth relative to its plane of orbit, called the ecliptic plane, is always about 23.5 degrees.) Would you believe The Old Farmer's Almanac website has 116,000 Likes on Facebook? I find that kind of amazing. And reassuring somehow, don't you?

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